Why do you stay

Discussion in 'investment personnel' started by anonymous, Oct 11, 2013.

  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Just to clarify, for most Staff members the regular BB protocol should be followed (meditation on Ben or an appropriate financial proxy). However, in the case of a member that is too easily or too frequently excited, suppressing ideation may be required (for example, a Staff member that cannot concentrate due to overactive ideation of vBBs).

    Those overexcited members can add to the normal routine, ideation of ducks, goats, etc - any custom imagery that works in suppressing the hyper response. Ultimately, the BB (and the vBB) must be used for their intended purpose (to clear the mind and allow the Staff to focus on the relevant financial matters at hand) and not simply become an excuse for a "wankfest".
     
  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I see, got it.

    But pooping, raping, cork-screwed penis-having ducks may haunt me forever.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    It was a disturbing documentary. However, you can probably dispel the images with a liberal dose of group vBB imagery.
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Just a quick question, do BB's vary inversely with the market? Also is BB allotment purely based on position, or can this to be based on market dynamics?
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I became a little concerned to day when I walked past one of the designated BB rooms and I heard someone bleating (like either a goat or sheep, I am not sure which). I listened closely and confirmed that it was a human and not an actual animal.

    So my question is, are there any restrictions on how one performs a BB?
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    While there are no absolute guidelines on how one performs BBs there is one overriding principal that must be adhered to (that the BB is not an excuse for a simple wank, but an act to clear one's mind to perform at a high level in the financial arena). Additionally there are a number of customs have arisen that are more or less societally enforced (similar to the "social contract").

    In this case, for example, bleating is generally discouraged below the director level. At the director level and beyond, the pressure and prestige of the position dictate that the performance of the BB may take whatever form the performer deem necessary to accomplish the task at hand.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    It should be noted that while bleating is discouraged below director level, moaning (any decibel moan) is permitted at all levels. In some of the nicer BB rooms, music (0f the user's choice) may be piped in to both enhance the BB and to cover any attendant noises.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    In honor of Ben's last week we have been granted an extra BB per day. I plan to take full advantage of the offer and send Ben out with a bang.
     

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